Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Bible Advertisement


If your pastor sometimes quotes from this book in his sermon, don't you think it's time to buy your own copy and read it for yourself? No, we aren't talking about the latest book from Rick Warren; we're talking about the best kept secret in Christendom: the Holy Bible! That's right, that tired old tome the Puritans used to read.

With every page, you'll learn what a sinful worm you are in the sight of God, and how He has every right to throw you into hell. Seems bleak, doesn't it? But wait, there's more!

Learn the truth about sin, repentance, God's grace and justification by faith! Read how God sent His Son, Jesus Christ, who came to save sinners, so that...

Ah, but we don't want to give the ending away, do we? Read it for yourself! Better yet, take it to church and confound your friends in the congregation. You never know when the pastor might need to borrow it after his Powerpoint presentation crashes!

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